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Warning: ill mill crashed my shit! I managed to shoot myself in the head today with the gun that I had found off of the street. Sadly enough though I didn't die. Instead, I now have this huge hole in my head. It was rather funny, my mom asked me what I was doing, "nothing." I replied. Then, I picked it up, aimed, and pulled the trigger. My mom shrieked in horror, as she witnessed the blood spray all over the wall behind me. It made a pretty big hole. Then, I looked up, a bit dazed and confused, I started to laugh. I thought it was kind of funny , now I can writ e about it. I can go places and say "hi, my name is ______, and I have a huge hole in my head." Can you go around and do that? I doubt it. Well, I hope that you have enjoyed reading this, because now I'm off to the streets again to go see if I can find some jewelry for this new hole I have now. See you soon.

                      - FAULT REPORTED: TUES 02.13.2007 -                       
SEGMENT VALUE: 7126745471477951487767683834504714969437335456108086966246571337;
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0x0000000:  57 61 72 6e 69 6e 67 3a 20 69 6c 6c 20 6d 69 6c   | Warning: ill mil
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0x0000002:  74 21 20 49 20 6d 61 6e 61 67 65 64 20 74 6f 20   | t! I managed to 
0x0000003:  73 68 6f 6f 74 20 6d 79 73 65 6c 66 20 69 6e 20   | shoot myself in 
0x0000004:  74 68 65 20 68 65 61 64 20 74 6f 64 61 79 20 77   | the head today w
0x0000005:  69 74 68 20 74 68 65 20 67 75 6e 20 74 68 61 74   | ith the gun that
0x0000006:  20 49 20 68 61 64 20 66 6f 75 6e 64 20 6f 66 66   |  I had found off
0x0000007:  20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 20 73 74 72 65 65 74 2e 20   |  of the street. 
0x0000008:  53 61 64 6c 79 20 65 6e 6f 75 67 68 20 74 68 6f   | Sadly enough tho
0x0000009:  75 67 68 20 49 20 64 69 64 6e 27 74 20 64 69 65   | ugh I didn't die
0x000000a:  2e 20 49 6e 73 74 65 61 64 2c 20 49 20 6e 6f 77   | . Instead, I now
0x000000b:  20 68 61 76 65 20 74 68 69 73 20 68 75 67 65 20   |  have this huge 
0x000000c:  68 6f 6c 65 20 69 6e 20 6d 79 20 68 65 61 64 2e   | hole in my head.
0x000000d:  20 49 74 20 77 61 73 20 72 61 74 68 65 72 20 66   |  It was rather f
0x000000e:  75 6e 6e 79 2c 20 6d 79 20 6d 6f 6d 20 61 73 6b   | unny, my mom ask
0x000000f:  65 64 20 6d 65 20 77 68 61 74 20 49 20 77 61 73   | ed me what I was
0x0000010:  20 64 6f 69 6e 67 2c 20 22 6e 6f 74 68 69 6e 67   |  doing, "nothing
0x0000011:  2e 22 20 49 20 72 65 70 6c 69 65 64 2e 20 54 68   | ." I replied. Th
0x0000012:  65 6e 2c 20 49 20 70 69 63 6b 65 64 20 69 74 20   | en, I picked it 
0x0000013:  75 70 2c 20 61 69 6d 65 64 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 70   | up, aimed, and p
0x0000014:  75 6c 6c 65 64 20 74 68 65 20 74 72 69 67 67 65   | ulled the trigge
0x0000015:  72 2e 20 4d 79 20 6d 6f 6d 20 73 68 72 69 65 6b   | r. My mom shriek
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0x0000017:  20 73 68 65 20 77 69 74 6e 65 73 73 65 64 20 74   |  she witnessed t
0x0000018:  68 65 20 62 6c 6f 6f 64 20 73 70 72 61 79 20 61   | he blood spray a
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0x000001a:  20 62 65 68 69 6e 64 20 6d 65 2e 20 49 74 20 6d   |  behind me. It m
0x000001b:  61 64 65 20 61 20 70 72 65 74 74 79 20 62 69 67   | ade a pretty big
0x000001c:  20 68 6f 6c 65 2e 20 54 68 65 6e 2c 20 49 20 6c   |  hole. Then, I l
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0x000001e:  64 61 7a 65 64 20 61 6e 64 20 63 6f 6e 66 75 73   | dazed and confus
0x000001f:  65 64 2c 20 49 20 73 74 61 72 74 65 64 20 74 6f   | ed, I started to
0x0000020:  20 6c 61 75 67 68 2e 20 49 20 74 68 6f 75 67 68   |  laugh. I though
0x0000021:  74 20 69 74 20 77 61 73 20 6b 69 6e 64 20 6f 66   | t it was kind of
0x0000022:  20 66 75 6e 6e 79 20 2c 20 6e 6f 77 20 49 20 63   |  funny , now I c
0x0000023:  61 6e 20 77 72 69 74 20 65 20 61 62 6f 75 74 20   | an writ e about 
0x0000024:  69 74 2e 20 49 20 63 61 6e 20 67 6f 20 70 6c 61   | it. I can go pla
0x0000025:  63 65 73 20 61 6e 64 20 73 61 79 20 22 68 69 2c   | ces and say "hi,
0x0000026:  20 6d 79 20 6e 61 6d 65 20 69 73 20 5f 5f 5f 5f   |  my name is ____
0x0000027:  5f 5f 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 61   | __, and I have a
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0x0000029:  20 68 65 61 64 2e 22 20 43 61 6e 20 79 6f 75 20   |  head." Can you 
0x000002a:  67 6f 20 61 72 6f 75 6e 64 20 61 6e 64 20 64 6f   | go around and do
0x000002b:  20 74 68 61 74 3f 20 49 20 64 6f 75 62 74 20 69   |  that? I doubt i
0x000002c:  74 2e 20 57 65 6c 6c 2c 20 49 20 68 6f 70 65 20   | t. Well, I hope 
0x000002d:  74 68 61 74 20 79 6f 75 20 68 61 76 65 20 65 6e   | that you have en
0x000002e:  6a 6f 79 65 64 20 72 65 61 64 69 6e 67 20 74 68   | joyed reading th
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0x0000030:  49 27 6d 20 6f 66 66 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 73   | I'm off to the s
0x0000031:  74 72 65 65 74 73 20 61 67 61 69 6e 20 74 6f 20   | treets again to 
0x0000032:  67 6f 20 73 65 65 20 69 66 20 49 20 63 61 6e 20   | go see if I can 
0x0000033:  66 69 6e 64 20 73 6f 6d 65 20 6a 65 77 65 6c 72   | find some jewelr
0x0000034:  79 20 66 6f 72 20 74 68 69 73 20 6e 65 77 20 68   | y for this new h
0x0000035:  6f 6c 65 20 49 20 68 61 76 65 20 6e 6f 77 2e 20   | ole I have now. 
0x0000036:  53 65 65 20 79 6f 75 20 73 6f 6f 6e 2e            | See you soon.   

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